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Sunday, February 28 • 4:30pm - 4:55pm
Everything Is Awful (And You're Not Helping)

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Shamir's Three Laws of Security have been known for quite some time now:- Absolutely secure systems do not exist- To halve your vulnerability, you have to double your expenditure- Cryptography is typically bypassed, not penetratedLikewise for Morris's Three Golden Rules of Computer Security:- do not own a computer;- do not power it on;- and do not use it.But, it appears, we suck at heeding such good advice. Stories of failure,ranging from small to epic, let me tell you them. Perhaps they even havesomething in common, some sort of moral or lessons we might learn?Something uplifting that helps those of us not completely ground topieces by our own cynicism? Naaah, unlikely. But a man can dream,though, a man can dream.

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Jan Schaumann

Jan Schaumann has worked in various System and InfrastructureAdministration, -Architecture, and -Security related functions in bothsmall scale academic as well as massive industry-leader corporateenterprise environments. He spends a lot of time worrying aboutinfrastructure integrity and security, about online privacy, and scalableoperations. He is also an adjunct professor of Computer Science, teachingclasses in System Administration and UNIX... Read More →


Sunday February 28, 2016 4:30pm - 4:55pm
DNA Lounge 375 11th St, San Francisco, CA 94103

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